KrisVandehey


IN MY DREAMS...
KrisVandehey id=
Role: Registered User (what's this?

Registered Users can edit pages, add images, and join discussions.

Read more about site and user permissions on this wiki at Wetpaint Central.

)
Member since: Mar 24 2008, 6:32 PM EDT
Friends: 3
Compliments: None

Hello, my name is [KrisHome town: Grants Pass

Birthday (month/day):

Current residence
:

Occupation: A mother, owner of a Ma & Pa Golf Course (i'm Ma!) & Stand up Comic

MORE ABOUT ME...

My guilty pleasure(s):Stand up Comedy and writing

The best word to describe me is: A Dreamer

My hero(es)
: Carol Burnett, Erma Bombeck and of course Ellen

Words or phrases I overuse: You know what I mean

My superpower is:Mother's intuition

What else you should know about me:Just ask, I'll tell!


In the movie version of my life, I would be played by: If I got to pick I'd pick Angelina Jollie as that is the only way I will ever be related to her body and face!

My childhood ambition/career goal: I wanted to be a Charlie's Angel

If I were a breakfast cereal, I would be: Granola with nuts

If I could tame and ride any animal, it would be a: A giraffe

If I could live anywhere, it would be: On a tropical island

My dream job(s): Writing and performing comedy

My dream vacation(s): Africa


TO-THE-MOMENT ME

Last movie I saw:Drillbit Taylor

Last book I read:You on a diet and Erma Bombecks "Wait until you have kids"

Last album I listened to:Do people really listen to albums anymore? IF I had to pick one it would be Areo Speedwagon or Joan Jett

Last big splurge:a pair of chucks!

Last vacation:I consider road trips for comedy a vacation...I've only had one and it was two weeks ago


MY ALL-TIME FAVES
Website(s):myspace.com/krisvandehey3154 Hobbies:Dieting, Comedy and writing
Food(s):Love them all Gadget(s):I have 4, four kids that is
Vacation spot(s):Anywhere tropical I like my eggs...hard boiled
Game(s):we don't do games, family is too competitive and it always ends in a fight, even pictonary! Sport(s):I occasionally play softball and I enjoy watching my kids play sports. I hate sports on tv
World leader(s): Ellen & Oprah...I'm kidding...I don't personally know any world leaders
TV show(s): I have a lot I watch, American idol, last comic standing, comics unleashed, Nip/Tuck, Brothers & Sisters and of course ELLEN!
Celebrities:Ellen, Whoopie, Brad Pitt & Angelina Jollie, Carol Burnett, Phyllis Diller.
Charities/Causes: Any animal shelter, any for under privileged
children
Movies:Legends of the Fall, The man in the Moon
Musician(s):Joan Jett, pat Benatar
Song(s):Stairway to Heaven
Dessert(s):ALL!
Quote(s):"be who you are and say what you feel, because those mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind.~ Dr. Seuss Cartoon character(s): Bugs Bunny and tweetie bird

MY LISTS
HOT
NOT
  • Granny Panties
  • Thing Underwear
  • A sense of Humor
  • No sense of Humor
  • A clean kitchen
  • dirty dishes
  • an empty laundry basket
  • a full one!
  • a brilliant mind
  • stupidity

MULTIMEDIA ME
DEFINING SHOTS
FAVORITE VIDEOS / WIDGETS
How to add pics of you and your friends

Caption
Insert your favorite youtube video here

Insert your profile picture here!

Caption
Insert your favorite youtube video here

ME: TAGGED! (The keywords and phrases that best sum me up...)
<<start typing here>>

SAY HELLO!
Leave me a comment
below, or send me a private message or compliment!


Latest page update: Mar 24 2008, 7:27 PM EDT

There are no threads for this profile. Be the first to start a new thread.

Anonymous  (Get credit for your thread)


 
Site pages
Top Contributors
!-- SiteCatalyst code version: H.14. Copyright 1997-2008 Omniture, Inc. More info available at http://www.omniture.com -->