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I'm coming,Ellen... hey you,Ellen....You better get ready 'cos I'm coming!

Oh yeah Ellen...It's hard..really,really,hard...but I'm coming..



















Yes,Ellen,it's hard,it's so hard....it's hard,tough,painful..and it's gonna be even worse!!
but I'm coming....

Here're some new friends I've found on my way...I love you girls!!!Keep on doing your great job!!!













Here're some new friends I've found on my way....I love you girls!!! Keep on doing your great job!!!



Ok,Ellen....I'm really coming now...Keep on Giulia...grit your teeth and go on...





















Ok,Ellen,I'm really coming now....my legs,my calves and my knees are yelling at me,but I won't give up....C'mon Giulia,keep on walking...grit your teeth and go on...Burbank is near... -_-

...What?Did you call me? ...what?Did you call me?No??Weird...I heard someone calling my name....maybe it's just a lack of oxygen....C'mon my lil brain,don't leave me right now!!!

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Oh Ellen,I even had to fight for you...
It has been a horrible,cruel and bloody fight,but I won...or,at least,I think I won...or we ended up shaking our hands?yeah,maybe this is how things
gone....I love you old cousin!

Here we go...another day,another shirt....another hard work climbing these mountains!!! Here we go...another day,another shirt...another hard work climbing these mountains...but,surely,the same hat.

That's where we landed with our spaceship.













That's where we landed with our spaceship.
The big,white thing is,precisely,our spaceship and you can see 3 of us,standing next to it,paying for the gasoline...


...wow...I told mom I'm going out.I'll be back in 5 min" and look at where I am... ...wow...I told mom "mom,I'm going out.We need milk.I'll be back in 5 min and few seconds" , and look at where I am...

Oh please Ellen,just 2 minutes!















Oh please,Ellen-the Great,just 2 minutes!!!!!!!!


C'mon girl!Let's climb this lil mountain! Ok,mountain!Do you dare me?No problem...c'mon!Let's give to this bunch of rocks what it deserves!You don't scare me,ok?Not at all!...Gosh,I don't know if I'll get to come to the end of this thing...By now,I hate all these grey high slopes...they're all the same...rocks,slope,sun,hot,sweat,pain...rocks,slope,sun,hot,sweat,pain....

OH YEEAA.......AAAAHHH!!!!













OOOOH YEEEAAAA..............AAAAAHHH!!!!!!!
Guys,you can't imagine,neither if you try to guess,how is put my hot,aching,sore feet in this fresh,cooool,amazing,great and....oh God I don't know words which can explain to you my sensation!!!
you have just to try and only then you'll be able to understand!

oooops...
























So guys,tell me just one thing.....what's happened,exactly?I'm just asking...no,any kind of hints...
It's just that I think I saw Matthew Fox,just 2 min ago,over there...No,no,I'm not telling you that I think we got lost,but it's just that I got a cramp to my right calf and I'd like to ask him for help...you know,he's a doctor....

And we come to the end,fellows!
We didn't get to get to Burbank but we had a great week,on vacation,climbing those beautiful mountains,called Sestriere (north Italy,winter Olimpic games place,too).
The beautiful people you saw are (in order of "not existing order") :
Giulia,called Jumanji,playing the role of "the tallest girl of the group" ;
Matteo,called Matte,playing the role of "the guy with glasses" ;
Samuele,called Samu,playing the role of "the best male cousin I got and the only one I got,at the same time" ;
Giulia,(yes,another one),called...well...just called,playing the role of "the girl with the green hat,who did all of this on this web site and who is the most beautiful and clever and funny girl of the group".

So...what else.....write me guys! = )



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what?I was tired,guys!it never happens to you??
I was tired....and....bored!!!!
I just thought to spend the time in useful way.
Nice pic,isn't it? = )

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I'm at the restaurant,at a dinner with friends....I'm the one on the left...The littlest one! ; )

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At a freind's birthday party....
I'm the one with naked shoulders....meeeeow-ow!
ahahah!!! ; )


home - The Ellen DeGeneres Show Wiki The same birthday party...The only diffrence from the previous pic,is that,here,the "off-the-cuff photographer" asked us for our attention...Look at the naturalness of our pose...even this,is nice,right?= )

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This is me,before the plastic surgery.
Thank you Dr. Sheepard!


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I'm gonna jump.Nobody can stop me.Maybe Ellen could,but I know she won't come,so...Who loves me,follow me.

Nature is amazing.I hug trees and I spend time sitting in places like that in a complete wonderful silence.
Life can be amazing.

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that's right what I was talking about.
and don't forget to look at what a beautiful model i am.... ; )


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Love&Cockroaches What we have to do... 1 Jun 20 2008, 7:15 PM EDT by DavidBowie47
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....to catch Ellen's attention?????
If I would have known that falling ruinously through a runway was enough to make Ellen invites me to her show,I would have done it!even better then that woman....
I've fallen so many times..I slipped on the iced road,and it was hilarious for those people who saw the scene and,yeah,it was even painful...my poor butt has never been the same again.
I almost fell down from my horse...and that,believe me,was FUNNY (dad was laughing instead of being concerned)...the horse was kicking up its heels and I was holding on the sadle sooo strongly...you know,like being on one of those crazy fake bulls...I'm sure the scene was authentically hilarious and my face,well,just...a funny-dumb-face..but,you know what was the best part of the entire scene?the horse did that trick not once,not twice,but three times!!!I just kept on riding that gone crazy horse and right cos I was getting to keep on staying on it!
I told you...right like a rodeo...the lil but meaningful detail is that it was a "not planned-rodeo"...but,well,that is the best and the worse part of a fall...it is "unplanned",or I think nobody would fall again just another one time...We'd live in a world made of people who stand with safety..and we'll miss another chance to laugh..cos,if the fall doesn't really hurt you,after all,it is hilarious and you just stand up and smile.
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Love&Cockroaches What we have to do.... (part 2) 0 Apr 15 2008, 12:40 PM EDT by Love&Cockroaches
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I fell down from the wooden bench we got in our dining room,at home..I was a kid...and,well,I just took wrongly the distance between the bench and the armchair,so jumping from the armchair to the bench,my foot failed and I hit my chin on the wood....and oh yeah,even that one was painful...I broke a tooth and I got a lil scar under my chin that can prove you that bad fall.
And,someone tells that,once,I fell down from the highchair,when I was a lil baby...mom has always denied everything but...who knows...maybe is for that reason that,sometimes,I can't remember which way i have to go to get beack home...ehm,ehm.

By the way,the point is....I've never had a camera with me..or well,nobody has never filmed me falling.
How can I catch Ellen's attention???
I can tell her,I'm actually doing it....but,well....is so hard... ; )
I got even a shop!She could be my sponsor too....What kind of shop,have you asked?
A newsstand.
What?we're 6 people in my family (1 mom+1 dad+3 daughters+1 grandad...and not considering 1 dog+1 horse which counts for 2 cos it's pregnant).....we need to increase our takings.

LONG LIFE TO ELLEN - THE GREAT.
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