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cathiloveinlife
cathiloveinlife
freelance Ellen writers
Apr 22 2008, 10:36 PM EDT
That's right, she can do whatever she wants. She's the exec producer of her own TOP rated daytime talk show, which is SO much more than a talk show. Her humor has kept some of us going since the seventies. SO if she wants she could use information written for her on this site, especially if she wasn't charged for it. It's possible, Gladys got the annoying plant moved, surely we could get a shot to make HER chuckle, it's only fair ..you tickle my feet, I tickle yours. So I invite...nO I challenge you, and this is no easy rubberband marshmallow game.., write your heart out. Let your haha loose, bust out your joy, send whatever you have. I have already pictured myself on Ellen doing my first stand up routine... Ellen giving AmericanComic a shot would be great. She could do it right on her show..bring up young comedic talent. I'm not being funny now, cuz I have to convince this very busy person to help bring it to pass. But darnit I'm funny, just ask me. Submit your routine, keep it fresh, remember that Ellen is unique in that she more than saying funny things Ellen tells EVERYTHING (except serious things like the poor victim or hate murder earlier this year, or abused animals.) funny. 7  out of 9 found this valuable. Do you?    
cathiloveinlife
cathiloveinlife
RE: freelance Ellen writers
Apr 23 2008, 11:19 AM EDT
OK, so what's up with women? It's like we're born into some competition or something. I say we STOP, stop telling your "friends" that they look great with that new shag hair cut, permed like a poodle. STOP telling them the jerk they're wasting their time is "a nice guy, you just hang in there" TELL HER that her mascara has run down one side of her face, or that she has a spot on the back of her pants. I was in the restroom the other day and these two "friends" were talking about a date one had with this guy they both knew (and I suspect both liked) and the dateless girl actually told her friend to wear this dawdy, outdated outfit so she wouldn't appear too aggressive. I SAY WEAR THE LITTLE BLACK DRESS, or whatever makes you FEEL good about yourself. In other words, beware of your female friends...MuHaHaHaHa. And p.s. Those clogs.. they ARE out of date :) That's right I said it. 3  out of 3 found this valuable. Do you?    
cathiloveinlife
cathiloveinlife
oops...this should have been on the freelance page, not my profile
Apr 27 2008, 6:03 PM EDT
I didn't know how to use the wiki and posted a topic on my profile page, instead of info about me. I'm sorry for any wrong first impressions this may have made and will try to get it deleted and fixed once I figure out how. Bless you and happy dancing! 2  out of 2 found this valuable. Do you?    
cathiloveinlife
cathiloveinlife
RE: freelance Ellen writers
Apr 27 2008, 6:05 PM EDT
"OK, so what's up with women? It's like we're born into some competition or something. I say we STOP, stop telling your "friends" that they look great with that new shag hair cut, permed like a poodle. STOP telling them the jerk they're wasting their time is "a nice guy, you just hang in there" TELL HER that her mascara has run down one side of her face, or that she has a spot on the back of her pants. I was in the restroom the other day and these two "friends" were talking about a date one had with this guy they both knew (and I suspect both liked) and the dateless girl actually told her friend to wear this dawdy, outdated outfit so she wouldn't appear too aggressive. I SAY WEAR THE LITTLE BLACK DRESS, or whatever makes you FEEL good about yourself. In other words, beware of your female friends...MuHaHaHaHa. And p.s. Those clogs.. they ARE out of date :) That's right I said it."
This was also supposed to go on the freelance page, which Ellen encouraged me to make btw. I'm sorry I mistakenly put it on my profile page because I didn't know that I could add pages yet. It's only been a few days so I have a lot to learn, but be patient please, God isn't finished with me yet.
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cathiloveinlife
cathiloveinlife
RE: freelance Ellen writers
Apr 27 2008, 6:09 PM EDT
"That's right, she can do whatever she wants. She's the exec producer of her own TOP rated daytime talk show, which is SO much more than a talk show. Her humor has kept some of us going since the seventies. SO if she wants she could use information written for her on this site, especially if she wasn't charged for it. It's possible, Gladys got the annoying plant moved, surely we could get a shot to make HER chuckle, it's only fair ..you tickle my feet, I tickle yours. So I invite...nO I challenge you, and this is no easy rubberband marshmallow game.., write your heart out. Let your haha loose, bust out your joy, send whatever you have. I have already pictured myself on Ellen doing my first stand up routine... Ellen giving AmericanComic a shot would be great. She could do it right on her show..bring up young comedic talent. I'm not being funny now, cuz I have to convince this very busy person to help bring it to pass. But darnit I'm funny, just ask me. Submit your routine, keep it fresh, remember that Ellen is unique in that she more than saying funny things Ellen tells EVERYTHING (except serious things like the poor victim or hate murder earlier this year, or abused animals.) funny."
This should have said.

subject: About me
Age: 45 years young
Status: engaged to a wonderful Pastor from New York, tbm in 2008
Hobbies, Ellen online, reading #1passion, glass beadwork
Fave things to do : spend time with family especially the little ones

I have one child, a fantastic gay man who hasn't decided about kids yet, so I'm constantly borrowing my great neices/nephews..

God has been so good to me, It would take forever to bear witness of the miracles and answered prayers etc that have taken place in my life. I just want to Praise HIM.

I hope to meet some of you along the way as we trudge the road of happy destiny.
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cathiloveinlife
cathiloveinlife
RE: freelance Ellen writers
May 12 2008, 2:03 PM EDT
I put this thread on my profile before I learned how to use the wiki, I can't delete it now, but it's actually supposed to be, and IS a page I created for anyone who felt like trying their hand at comedy writing. I haven't even had time to write any myself, but I am still planning on doing so. Here's to living and learning..Salut! 2  out of 2 found this valuable. Do you?    
authormbrown
authormbrown
RE: freelance Ellen writers
May 12 2008, 7:02 PM EDT
I wish I was funny enough to write comedy! I admire people who can! I wish you the best! 2  out of 2 found this valuable. Do you?    
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