Words or phrases I overuse: I can't deal, so wrong on so many different levels, WWWWAAAOOOOOWWW
My superpower is: laughter
What else you should know about me: i'm delusional
IN MY DREAMS...
In the movie version of my life, I would be played by: ellen page
My childhood ambition/career goal: to have 3 kids @ 25 and to be a successful business woman....WWWWAAAAOOOWWWW was i wrong!...i'm none of that...except for the woman part :)
If I were a breakfast cereal, I would be: breakfast cereal?...hell no!...more like bacon and home fries...mmmm bacon
If I could tame and ride any animal, it would bea: llama...a lorenzo llama...no i would tame a fox,,,a jamie fox!...no but seriously i would tame a hawk...an ethan hawk!...oh god this is getting lame even for me!
If I could live anywhere, it would be: in the hollywood hills...right behind the "oo's"...it just sounds like it would be comfortable there
My dream job(s): i'm gonna reach for the stars...to be ellen's VBFF...very best friend forever
My dream vacation(s): swimming in ellen's pool...if you catch my drift...wink wink
I like my eggs unfertillized and in my fallopian tubes thank you very much
Game(s): monopoly
Sport(s): is tanning a sport? oh i like yoga
World leader(s): the dalai lama...and i WILL resist another llama joke!
TV show(s): ellen, survivor, family guy, letterman, o'brien, kimmel. but not jay leno because i'm on the south beach diet
Celebrities: Ellen Degeneres, David Letterman, Johnny Carson, Conan O'Brien, Lisa Lampinelli, Sean Penn, and Jesus (but not the one from 2008 years ago...i think he's overrated...in the same way david bowie is)
Charities/Causes: Hospital for Sick Kids, Breast Cancer Society, The Amy Winehouse Drug Fund (i donate to this one on a weekly basis)
Movies: City of God, Crash, anything from Pedro Almodovar, Juno, and many many more!
Musician(s): Way to many!
Song(s): My tears dry on their own - Amy Winehouse Valerie- Amy Winehouse
Dessert(s): Cotton Candy
Quote(s):it's better to stand for something then fall for anything
Cartoon character(s): stewie (family guy)
MY LISTS
HOT
NOT
Ellen and Portia
Oprah and Gail
Lisa Lampinelli
Carrot Top and Kathy Griffin (are they the same person?)
David Beckham on Ellen
Chris Matthews on Ellen
Gene Simmons' hair on a windy day
Donald Trump's hair on a windy day
Reality
Scientology
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