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The Adventures of SuperEllen Volume I, Issue 1

"How many wheels does it have?"


One day while on the set,
Ellen got a call...

It appeared that
a past guest had "lost"
their bicycle while taping
an episode of the
"Ellen DeGeneres Show"

Comic Book Volume I, Issue 1 - The Ellen DeGeneres Show Wiki
Comic Book Volume I, Issue 1 - The Ellen DeGeneres Show Wiki

"Whuuuuuttt?...
I'll get right on it!"
Ellen deputized an audience member and started the search....
Comic Book Volume I, Issue 1 - The Ellen DeGeneres Show Wiki
The first person of interest was...
Comic Book Volume I, Issue 1 - The Ellen DeGeneres Show Wiki
"Look into my hula-hoop"
Comic Book Volume I, Issue 1 - The Ellen DeGeneres Show Wiki
"Is there a convention?"
...Wilmer Valderamma. He claimed he had not seen the bike, and he seemed unusually happy about it...
and why was he on a unicycle?
Using her hula-hoop, our heroine hypnotized Leslie Mann, who also had not seen the bike, although she was hiding a unicycle up her dress.
Patrick Dempsey was no help and for some reason, he too was on a unicycle.


Comic Book Volume I, Issue 1 - The Ellen DeGeneres Show Wiki
"Why is it so cold in here?"
Comic Book Volume I, Issue 1 - The Ellen DeGeneres Show Wiki


Comic Book Volume I, Issue 1 - The Ellen DeGeneres Show Wiki
"Now I've got you!"
Ellen knew she was on the right bike path now, because Robin Williams was on two wheels. He mentioned seeing only one other person riding a bike, it was none other than....
the Riddler!!
Ellen had a plan...
Then just like she planned...
the Riddler aka Jim Carrey, popped a wheelie right in front of her! Ellen seized the moment.



Comic Book Volume I, Issue 1 - The Ellen DeGeneres Show Wiki
Riddle me this...
What did our heroine do?
Comic Book Volume I, Issue 1 - The Ellen DeGeneres Show Wiki
Comic Book Volume I, Issue 1 - The Ellen DeGeneres Show Wiki
"Jennifer Garner?"
a) Throw Clogger into the spokes, causing the bike to flip.
b) Leap from the stage and rip the wheel right off, rendering him motionless.
c) Spray silly string in his eyes to blind him and cause him to crash.
Answer: b


As it turns out, it was not the missing bike. Jim "the Riddler" Carrey was framed...but by who?
Unable to find her original bike, Ellen gave her a newer, more stylish model. Jennifer was very appreciative, but something
wasn't right...


What Ellen couldn't figure out was...


Why didn't Jennifer Garner look for her bike herself?
We all know that she's really...

ELEKTRA!!
Comic Book Volume I, Issue 1 - The Ellen DeGeneres Show Wiki





In the next issue...
TicTacs &
Supermodels





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Johnny4 Name that superhero! (page: 1 2) 23 Jul 26 2008, 10:12 AM EDT by Johnny4
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OK gang, I'm stuck. I can't come up with a name for Ellen's superhero persona. I'm hoping you might have some suggestions. I've already considered the following: "Super E" (sounds like a new party drug) "The EDGe" (I've used that shaving cream) "Ellen the Great" (I am going to use it as her magician name in a future issue) Any ideas??
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tmfathfan06 Clifhanger 5 Jun 7 2008, 11:48 PM EDT by Johnny4
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What a clifhanger. Can't wait for the next issue!
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