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The Adventures of SuperEllen Volume I, Issue 12
| When we left SuperEllen... She had just realized that she was in the back of an ambulance... |  "Whoo...whooo...whooo!" |  "Hello...pregnant lady here!" |
| She had also realized that she was about to give birth...things were about to get weird! | When they pulled in to the ambulance bay, the driver turned off the siren... so Ellen made the sound herself. | When they arrived at the ER, Ellen thought she would be greeted by some doctors and nurses, or at least an orderly with a wheelchair! |
  "I've got a paper cut...look!" "And I've got the index card that cut him...I told him not to wear the same thing as me!" |   Samuel L. Jackson burned himself on a toaster...he brought it with him. Drew was having an allergic reaction to Yodel snack cakes. | |
| As Ellen moved through the waiting room, she was surprised by who she found there...Ewan & Hugh were in the first set of chairs. | Looking around at the celebrity filled waiting room, Ellen was wondered... how did they get out of their Star Wars clothes so quick? | |
  "I'll sympathize with you as soon as Paula Abdul bites off one of YOUR nipples!" |  "No really...I still have sand in my pocket from the planet Remulaude!" |  "Miss Alba? I'm Dr. Bateman...right this way please." |
| Mike was demonstrating how he threw out his back playing wiffle ball, while Simon explained how he really didn't care. | Ellen sat next to Jessica Alba and shared her story about the whole "Star Wars" trip, and what she'd been through trying to find the father. | Huh? What the February?! Did Clooney expect us to believe that they get real medical training on ER? They didn't even do that for Dr. Phil! |
  "Well it started on my left knee and has spread all the way to my neck..." |  "Miss DeGeneres? Please get on the stretcher with me and I'll take you to your room." |   "I knew you were coming, I was warming it up." |
| Ellen was so tired of hearing about Orlando's rash that she jumped out of her seat when her name was finally called. | Although she had no idea what was going on, Ellen went along with Noah's game and hoped he paid attention on child birth day! | After they finally got Leno out of her bed, and Ellen settled in, Noah told her about the quick classes she would have to take before giving birth. |
 "This is easy, how hard could the BF thing be?" |  "Who does this belong too?" |  |
| There were just two. One to learn how to tickle a baby properly and the other was something called a BF class. | As Ellen made her way to the next class, she found a baby wandering in the hall.. | Luckily, it's mother was close by. |
 "Now whose is this one?!" |  "He's not mine, but can I have him?" |   "Which way is the BF Class?" |
| Then, a little further down the hall, she came across another wandering baby... | Luckily, it's mother was close by too, she had just put him down to get Angelina's autograph. | Ellen ran into others on their way to the same class as her. First Heidi, Seal and Nicole... |
 "I still can't get the smell off my hands...how about you?" |    "Halle...you're lights are on! Seriously, she has the white Volvo behind her...right?" | Now friends, Ellen was mislead. She was under the impression that the BF class was a "Best Friend" class. Otherwise...she never would have volunteered to help demonstrate, especially when she found out who the instructors were for the BREAST FEEDING CLASS! |
| Then she saw Bruce & Julia. Ellen thought it best not to ask what they had to do to get away from the Hut. | From the window she could see Ashlee Simpson and JLo, (not pregnant my @$$!) Halle Berry was right behind them. | |
  "I heard it was painful but come on!" |  "Whew...I can't tell you how happy I am that it WAS stethoscope in your pocket!" |  It was her latest sonogram! |
| Pamela Anderson & Chris Matthews!The demonstration went well...better for some than others, but it went well. | After her lactation lesson, another actor who thinks he's a doctor had some news for her. Strangely, he was naked under his lab coat. | After reviewing the film, it was clear whose baby Ellen was carrying... HER OWN! |
 "You'd better get the doctor...the young one not the naked one, what the heck...get the naked one too!" |  "I've never seen one with its own I-pod before!" | At this point Ellen would've have let Dr. Pepper deliver her baby! She just wanted the whole thing over... that and she was also very thirsty. |
| Ellen sent the nurse to get her doctor...she could no longer take the constant pitter patter of dancing feetus on her organs! | Ellen was amazed by how quick the doctor responded. He must have just skipped right over Jr. High and went right to her room! At least he was dressed. | He explained that the baby's I-pod earphones were stuck, so she would have to change positions for delivery. He went to "scrub in" and said he'd be right back. |
 "This is NOT how they did it in any of the videos I watched...at least not for this part!" |  "Oh good...we're not too late, I've been waiting for a reason to use the camera that I got on Oprah!" |  "To the Bat Cave!" |
| Not sure what to expect, Ellen followed the doctor's instructions and changed birthing positions. Then the door to her room opened and Ellen expected to see the doctor... | It wasn't the doctor. That was when Ellen realized that she had wasted her time trying to find the baby daddy...when all that mattered, all along was the baby momma! | The door opened again and again Ellen expected to see the doctor. Instead... IT WAS BATMAN!! |
 | then suddenly... all at once... everything went dark... the lights went out... for a moment... just a split second... time stopped... and the Earth stood still... |  |
| Before Ellen could even process this bizzarre turn of events, there was a bright flash of light that she assumed was Momma's camera.... | Then there was another bright flash, and another, then another...what was going on! Ellen slowly regained consciousness and opened her eyes... | |
 "Wake up Ellen! I want a few pictures with your eyes open!" |  "Put down the camera and get back in the cab or I'm leaving you here!" | As Ellen made her way to her new studio, she realized that the whole thing was just a dream...a very long, strange dream...but just a dream. However it did give her a few ideas for the new season... |
| Jimmy Fallon!? Where am I? Where's Momma and Portia? Where did Batman go? Did I have the baby? | Ellen learned, as she paid her cab fare; that even though the Earth may stand still...the meter never stops running! | |
| As well as the solution to an earlier situation. |  | |
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