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The Adventures of SuperEllen Volume I, Issue 4
| she was still trying to figure out what happened to DJ Tony. That was when she remembered the microchip she had surgically implanted into every employee (it cut down absenteeism) Now she could track him!! |  "I hope there isn't traffic" |  When she turned onto the street... |
| According to the chip...Tony was on a street called "Hysteeria Lane" and though Ellen had never been there, it did sound familiar. | So she hopped on her babbawabbasloptercopter and was on her way to rescue Tony. | she realized why it sounded familiar, Sadie, Chevette, Velveeta, Tabby and Tina were all standing in the yard like they knew she was coming. |
 "What's she doing here?" |  "Blah, blah, blah, Ike... blah, blah, Clark, blah, blah." |  "We always dress like this when we do yardwork." |
| As she pulled up to the driveway, Ellen saw Ike, Tina's ex-husband and landscaper...he looked suspicious. | The last time Tina was on the show, she went on and on about him and her other ex. | By the time Ellen made it into the driveway, the ladies had changed clothes and were trying to act casual...it wasn't working. |
 "Really...you don't say" |  DJ Tony! |  "Dirty laundry waits for no one!" |
| Ellen tried to explain to Chevette why she was there... | Chevette told Ellen to repeat the story for the rest of the group... | But she would have to follow them as they did the laundry... |
 "There's nothing like a crisp sheet!" |  |  "No way...you too?" |
| And hung it on the line, and changed their clothes AGAIN! | Ellen repeated the story of how she watched Tony get carried away, and how she had tracked him to their neighborhood. | Tabby could not believe what she was hearing, because as she was now explaining; just the other night... |
 |  "I didn't think anything of it and told him he was being paranoid." |  "Why does this cake have nipples?" |
| Hector (her husband) told her that every man she that she was sleeping with, was going to disappear. | But then after a late session with her personal trainer/chef... a GIANT BIRD swooped down and took him! | Ellen knew the chef Tabby was umm...referring to. He had been on the show and brought her a cake. But why Tony? Was Tabby "referring" to him too? |
| They spent the next four and a half minutes coming up with a plan. Then Ellen told them to get ready and she would be back later that night. |  "How did you get lay in a pile of apples out of get ready? That's just not sanitary!" |  "Is this good? ... what am I saying...of course it is." |
| Later that night... | It took another four and a half minutes to get everyone out of the apple orchard and back on track. | The plan was to lure the giant bird and Hector into an ambush and get Tony back, but... |
 "Want a cracker with that?" |  "I hate cheezwhiz!!" |   |
| Sadie had a plan of her own. She attacked our heroine and sprayed her with cheezwhiz that rendered her cheezy and unable to chase the bird. | Velveeta fired a warning shot when she saw Hector and his pigeon heading for the door. | A nosy neighbor called the authorities and Hector was arrested, but the gunshot scared the bird away and it took Tony with it! |
  "Have an apple pie...we insist." |  "Does Portia know yet?" | "I'm never eating chicken again!" |
| As Ellen was leaving, DJ-less, the ladies offered a condolence pie...but something told her not to take it. Maybe if it wasn't apple...but it was. | The next day, Ellen had Velveeta come over to help her with a new situation... ELLEN WAS PREGNANT! Then suddenly out of nowhere... | It was Tony! The bird had brought him back...but how...why? It turns out that Tina called in a favor from her ex... |
 |  | NOTE: No birds or other animals were harmed during the making of this comic. |
| Not Ike...the other one. He went and had a word with the bird. Maybe it wasn't a word, maybe it was just 3 letters...you know like...KFC. | It didn't matter, Tony was back again, safe and sound. All was right in the world again...or was it? |
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