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The Adventures of SuperEllen Volume I, Issue 5
| She was still trying to get used to her current condition. This was no easy task... her feet were swollen, her back was killing her and she was lactating! |  "It must be going around" |  "You don't have to call shotgun when there's only two of us!" |
| That was when Velveeta told her something even stranger... | Apparently Ellen wasn't the only one that woke up pregnant this morning. Tabby & Tina were pregnant too! None of this was making any sense. | So Ellen suggested that they head back to Hysteeria Lane to try and figure out who fathered all of these babies! |
  "Whuuuut the...!" |   "She wasn't pregnant when I left!" |  Everyone watched the happy father... |
| But before They could both get in the car... Velveeta was pregnant too! Maybe it was contagious. | By the time they got there, Velveeta's daughter was about to give birth in the hallway! Luckily, they were able to get her on to the dining room table just in time. | As he proudly displayed his offspring. Ellen couldn't help but hope that the forehead wasn't hereditary or worse yet...that HE was the father of her baby. |
 "Have ye a banshee?" |   "It just...slid out" |  "His name is Parker" |
| That was when Ellen heard something above the cries of Frankenbaby...it was coming from upstairs. | Everyone (that wasn't in labor) ran upstairs to find that Tina had given birth in the shower! They got her into bed and oogled yet another baby. | Tabby had a baby boy after breakfast this morning and happily used him to get Hector back. Hey!...it could be his. |
 "Where is Frankenstein?" |  "Hi Ellen...what are you doing here?" |  "Let me sleep on it...will you love me forever?" |
| Enough was enough, Ellen needed some answers. She had all of the men meet her in the waiting room. Where one by one, she went through each of their encounters. | Chevette's husband Jerry had been over once, but was more interested in the pizza than anything. Ike (Tina's ex) was the one who brought the pizza, it may have been a message, there were anchovies. | Then there was Ike, a likely suspect. He has visited our heroine often... and one time they went to second base on the air! Could the pizza have just been an excuse to get close to her? Hmmmm. |
 "Don't look at me!" |  "I want a baby too!" |  "Is that a turkey baster?" |
| Then there was Hector and Chefboyardee. Both were possibilities worth considering... | But with one baby fresh out of the womb, and whatever "baby making abilities" he might have had left used up, Hector's chances were slim. | This raised another question (suspect) altogether... No it couldn't be. |
 |   "Yeah...they're at it again." |  "Where's my fishbowl helmet?" |
| The closest Chefboyardee and Ellen got to baby making was the nipple cake, so he was quickly ruled out. This was going nowhere fast when... | Tina was screaming "FIRE! FIRE!" Was there a fire? Apparently there was and thus Frankenstein ran screaming from the house. Another nosy neighbor called for help. | In true superhero fashion, Ellen rushed into action. She always kept her fireproof jumpsuit handy for just such an occasion. She was looking for the fire extinguisher when... |
 "Those outfits can't be fireproof!" |   Do not pass go, do not collect $200.00 | What happened next? a) Chevette made Ellen rub aloe on her foot burns. b) Ellen modelled her magicians maternity cape for Tina. c) Velveeta and Ellen tried out for the Supremes. d) Sadie challenged Ellen to an arm-wrestling match to try and win her baby. e) Tabby showed Ellen her new "firestomper" shoes. f) All of the above. |
| She saw Velveeta, Sadie, Tina, Tabby and Chevette putting the fire out by stomping on it! They have big feet. | By the time the fire was out, the police had arrested Hector, again. This time Ellen sent a card. | This venture was a waste. So with the red warmth of smoldering embers still glowing in the night... |
 "watch out for my corns!" |  "My wand is caught in my cape!" |  "Do you think this will induce labor?" |
| a) Ellen rubbed aloe on Chevettes foot burns. | b) Ellen modelled her new magicians maternity cape for Tina. | c) Veleveeta and Ellen tried out for the Supremes. |
 "This reminds me of the time a dingo tried to take my baby!" |  "That's not Hector!?" | The answer is: f) All of the above |
| d) Sadie challenged Ellen to an arm-wrestling match to try and win her baby. | e) Tabby showed Ellen her new "firestomper" shoes and a picture of Parker's father. | |
| Since her baby's paternity was still a mystery, Ellen would now have to widen the search. So she put on some "anti-maternity" clothes and pressed on. |  "We can rule out the man on the moon." | |
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